Want to tinker with websites but don't know where to start?
Right click then "View Page Source" give you seizures?
Teachers presume you've a PhD in TLAs?
Not to mention the cookies!

Well search no more!

I present,

the Absolute Beginner's Introduction to HTML (with handholding)

I hope it whets your appetite for general hacking and coding endeavers.
After all, these are the languages of the future! And I for one welcome our silicon based overlords ;)